Good morning, recruits. Who here can pantomime driving a boat https://rpg-bardo.com/? Hmm, we got any boat guys here? This whole thing is a joke! like that ancient Roman intern.
This is Markus. Today's his first day. He's going to be crucifying you now. He might want to use his hammer. Ugh, sorry. I'm so bad at this. Relax, you're doing fine.
Well, I'm off. Oh, Peter, I'm so worried. - Where are they stationing you? - I can't tell you. That is on a knead-the-dough basis. (WHISPERING) - Florida?! - Shh! Hey, you be safe. - (CAR HORN HONKS) - Well, that's an unrelated car honking, but I'm gonna go now.
Hey, can you guys keep it down for a bit? I got to have a FaceTime conversation with my wife (SKYPE RINGTONE PLAYS) - Hi, hon - Hi, hon - No, no, you go - You go ahead. - No, I - Go ahead. - Y-You first. - You first. (BOTH LAUGH) - STEWIE: Hi, Pop. - Oh, God, Stewie. You've gotten so big. No, I'm just in the foreground. We should probably all go urinate together while wearing backwards baseball caps, per Fort Lauderdale municipal law. (LIQUID SPATTERING) The Florida ways are the best ways.
- Oh, my God. - Those evil frat boys are planning to kill spring break. And they only had time to record two lines of dialogue.
FRAT BOY: Are we ready to attack? FRAT BOY 2: We are! And many people will die. This is hopeless! There's no way to guess what their target is. MAN (OVER P. A. ): Final boarding call for the "Are We Ready To Attack, We Are, And Many People Will Die" booze cruise. Okay, I got a feeling about that one.- Let's go! U.S. Coast Guard. You kids are What are we gonna do? We're way outgunned. let's make a very long, elaborate plan. All right, so I'll run in first and use an intimidating shout.
What do you think, Joe? Can you give me a number crunch real quick? Yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with, uh, 32. 33, repeating, of course. Okay, that's a lot better than we usually do. - So let's - Leeroy Jenkins! Oh, my God, he just ran in. Let's go! Stick to the plan! Let's go, let's go! PETER: Aw, man. Aw, we're dying. JOE: Damn it, Cleveland. PETER: Where'd they get dragons? These guys have magic, guys. JOE: I can't move. Oh, God! PETER: You know, Cleveland, you're an idiot. CLEVELAND: This episode has a lot of Internet things.